REVIEW: Tantus P-Spot Vibrator

   I don't normally feel intimidated by a vibrator, however upon first laying eyes on my new Tantus P-Spot vibe that is exactly how I felt! It's so much bigger in person than I had imagined it to be, and honestly, I was a little taken aback. It has this large bulbous head, with a hearty 1.7" girth and 7" of insertable shaft, oh my!! When the hubs got home from work he spied it sitting on my desk (still in its original packaging), he nearly gasped, drew up an eyebrow and asked: "this is for you right?" Okay, that made me feel a little better, confirming my fear was somewhat real. So there it sat, on my desk, for me to stare at while I mustered up the courage to conquer this toy. What happened next totally shook me to the core of my being...

   A couple of nights later while laying in bed innocently watching one of my favorite shows, the hubs snuggled up to me ala spoon style. A few minutes later he starts to gyrate his groin on my ass. I then hear a very deep moan, while he buried his face in the nape of my neck. I turned my head to give him a kiss and he whispers in my ear "this one's mine"! Wait, What?? What's yours?? "Your new toy," he said. Huh? His panting started to get louder, and in my state of confusion I happen to glance over towards my desk only to spy that the Tantus P-Spot was out of the box!! I was shocked, and to be completely honest a little annoyed! Here I was prepping myself to take this bad boy on, while he is leaking what looked to be at least a gallon of glory juice all over our freshly washed bed sheets! How dare he have bigger balls than me!!! How dare he steal my thunder!! But then, in the middle of my state of pissed-offness, I realized what he had accomplished, and thoughts of him with that big toy in his booty began to get my own juices flowing. It excited me to the point of near orgasm! You see, for the past couple of years I have been completely obsessed with his ass, and our quest to help him achieve that elusive "Super O".  Nothing gets my pussy purring more than watching him tremble in bliss.


 The Tantus P-Spot, also known as The Tantus G-Spot ( the same toy, one came without a bullet vibe when they first came out but both can be used on either sex) is one of those Dildo's that makes you want to write home about! It is "all that" and a bag of chips! Made of the most luxurious Platinum-cured Silicone that has this Silky, Soft Feel. It is completely non-porous and hypo-allergenic. You can bleach it, boil it and it is dishwasher safe! Unlike their other toys that have a "gloss" finish, this one has a fantastic matte finish, which happens to give it a little more drag since it has some texture. It also has a great wavy curve right about mid-shaft which sends extra waves of pleasure throughout your body and it has a nice thick rounded base that is easy to grip. There is a hole underneath the base to insert the included bullet vibe if you're in the mood to get buzzed! 

I adore the large bulbous head with the upwards curve. It felt amazing when my partner started to pop it in and out of my vagina! It's long length was a tad much for me, but I'm very petite, only measuring in at right around 5 feet total. For taller girls, the 7" length can be utilized better. This toy is quite aggressive and skillfully shaped. It is almost like it hones directly in on your Spot with perfect precision, whether your spot is a "G" or a "P"! Prepare to squirt my friend!

For the guys who are experienced with Prostate play, I would recommend warming up with something a little smaller first, because this toy can be quite challenging. But, once you're loosened and lubed up, you just can't beat the pleasure you will receive from this toy, it is unlike any other we have tried. You get a nice full feeling with direct, bold prostate stimulation. You are certain to hit spots you never knew you had!
This toy quickly jumped ranked in our collection and is now seated in the "use very often" section of our toybox!

A Big Thank you to Tantus for supplying us with this Toy in exchange for our honest opinion.

You can get your own Tantus P-Spot toy here

REVIEW: Siime Eye by Svakom Wifi Vibrator w/ Camera !

Had you told me 25 years ago that in the near future, I would be able to lay in my bed and take a video of the inside of my vagina, or any orifice for that matter, with a vibrator, and something called a cell phone app, I would have suggested you put down the ole crack pipe!!! Yet here we are in the year 2016, and low & behold, in my hands, I’m holding a vibrator that can do just that! It's called the Siime Eye by Svakom. Truly AMAZING, right!??

At first, I wasn't sure I really wanted to explore my insides, it was frightening to me! WHAT IF… Upon viewing, I discovered an alien embryo growing in my uterus?? That would freak me the fuck out!! WHAT IF… I found some of those cauliflower shaped genital warts I learned about back in my 7th grade sex-ed class!?! Those pictures still haunt my dreams to this very day!! I think I would just keel over right then and there!! And worst case scenario, WHAT IF I discovered that one of those RFDI chips had been implanted in my vagina while going for a routine pap smear, because my gyno was secretly working for the government?? DAMN!!! I'd have to give up my haute couture collection of sexy undies, and be forced to wear ugly, itchy, signal-blocking, Granny-Panties for the rest of my life! The endless array of "what if's" filled my manic brain, and it was just too much for me to handle! So, after days of going back and forth, trying to decide whether or not to review this product, in the end, just like my precious cat Fluffy, my curiosity was greater than my fear, and I gave in...

So here it is, one of the most novel ideas in vibrators today… The Siime Eye from Svakom.  We've come a long way baby!  I already own their Mini Emma wand, and she is my ‘go to’ for clit edging (Yes, I promise a post on training the clit real soon!).  Still, even though I knew I would be getting a quality product, I just wasn't sure I would be amused.

The Siime Eye is made from a body safe silicone.  She’s silky smooth and has no chemical smell.  Siime Eye is insertable to a little over 4" and the total length is around 8", but she’s not a super girthy vibe, measuring in at only 1.25" diameter.  She charges via USB which takes around 2 hours…BUT, that charge will last almost 3 hours, even on high speed!  If that’s not impressive enough, it has 5 different modes of operation, with different speeds and patterns, and is completely submersible and waterproof!  Siime Eye has a WiFi enabled, internal camera with a built-in LED light.  The camera has a macro lens, so it’s perfect for viewing things close-up…really close up if you want!  Pictures and video are transmitted wirelessly to any smart phone, tablet or computer.  There’s also an App you can download, allowing you full control over the video and photo functions, and I like the fact that it can connect to more than one device simultaneously.  You just better make sure the device is encrypted!  Losing a phone is devastating enough without worrying about your Siime Eye video!!

Upon reviewing the Siime Eye, my reaction to this product is far from what I imagined it would be.  I'm actually quite fascinated by it, and pretty impressed to say the least!  Yes, I was a little nervous at first, but after realizing my insides were perfectly normal, I was able to have some real fun with it.  The quality of the video/pictures is very good; yes you can really see what’s in there!  Be prepared to open your legs and spread ‘em wide because in order to get a good view, you need to make it roomy in there.  If you happen to have a speculum lying around, use it.  You’ll be able to see even more!   But, even though I don't have one, and I didn’t feel like sanitizing my kitchen tongs (Yes, I considered it!)  All in all, I am happy with what I did see. 


Another option is to use Siime Eye to view your anal cavity, or even external parts for close up shots you may want to investigate.  A close up of my clit was interesting enough for me!  As far as the vibrations on the Siime Eye, they did not blow me away, but I wasn't displeased either!  Honestly, I really wasn't paying too much attention to getting off.  I mean; it has a flipping camera damnit!  My point is, for me, and most likely everybody else, the camera is this products main attraction. I am so happy I decided to give it a try and proud to call it part of my collection! It's totally worth owning and tons of fun!


I’m predicting some hot Doctor - Patient Role Play action with my partner in the very near future using my Siime Eye, and I’m DEFINITELY excited about that!!