Had you told me 25 years ago that in the near future, I would be able to lay in my bed and take a video of the inside of my vagina, or any orifice for that matter, with a vibrator, and something called a cell phone app, I would have suggested you put down the ole crack pipe!!! Yet here we are in the year 2016, and low & behold, in my hands, I’m holding a vibrator that can do just that! It's called the Siime Eye by Svakom. Truly AMAZING, right!??
At first, I wasn't sure I really wanted to explore my insides, it was frightening to me! WHAT IF… Upon viewing, I discovered an alien embryo growing in my uterus?? That would freak me the fuck out!! WHAT IF… I found some of those cauliflower shaped genital warts I learned about back in my 7th grade sex-ed class!?! Those pictures still haunt my dreams to this very day!! I think I would just keel over right then and there!! And worst case scenario, WHAT IF I discovered that one of those RFDI chips had been implanted in my vagina while going for a routine pap smear, because my gyno was secretly working for the government?? DAMN!!! I'd have to give up my haute couture collection of sexy undies, and be forced to wear ugly, itchy, signal-blocking, Granny-Panties for the rest of my life! The endless array of "what if's" filled my manic brain, and it was just too much for me to handle! So, after days of going back and forth, trying to decide whether or not to review this product, in the end, just like my precious cat Fluffy, my curiosity was greater than my fear, and I gave in...
So here it is, one of the most novel ideas in vibrators today… The Siime Eye from Svakom. We've come a long way baby! I already own their Mini Emma wand, and she is my ‘go to’ for clit edging (Yes, I promise a post on training the clit real soon!). Still, even though I knew I would be getting a quality product, I just wasn't sure I would be amused.
The Siime Eye is made from a body safe silicone. She’s silky smooth and has no chemical smell. Siime Eye is insertable to a little over 4" and the total length is around 8", but she’s not a super girthy vibe, measuring in at only 1.25" diameter. She charges via USB which takes around 2 hours…BUT, that charge will last almost 3 hours, even on high speed! If that’s not impressive enough, it has 5 different modes of operation, with different speeds and patterns, and is completely submersible and waterproof! Siime Eye has a WiFi enabled, internal camera with a built-in LED light. The camera has a macro lens, so it’s perfect for viewing things close-up…really close up if you want! Pictures and video are transmitted wirelessly to any smart phone, tablet or computer. There’s also an App you can download, allowing you full control over the video and photo functions, and I like the fact that it can connect to more than one device simultaneously. You just better make sure the device is encrypted! Losing a phone is devastating enough without worrying about your Siime Eye video!!
Upon reviewing the Siime Eye, my reaction to this product is far from what I imagined it would be. I'm actually quite fascinated by it, and pretty impressed to say the least! Yes, I was a little nervous at first, but after realizing my insides were perfectly normal, I was able to have some real fun with it. The quality of the video/pictures is very good; yes you can really see what’s in there! Be prepared to open your legs and spread ‘em wide because in order to get a good view, you need to make it roomy in there. If you happen to have a speculum lying around, use it. You’ll be able to see even more! But, even though I don't have one, and I didn’t feel like sanitizing my kitchen tongs (Yes, I considered it!) All in all, I am happy with what I did see.
Another option is to use Siime Eye to view your anal cavity, or even external parts for close up shots you may want to investigate. A close up of my clit was interesting enough for me! As far as the vibrations on the Siime Eye, they did not blow me away, but I wasn't displeased either! Honestly, I really wasn't paying too much attention to getting off. I mean; it has a flipping camera damnit! My point is, for me, and most likely everybody else, the camera is this products main attraction. I am so happy I decided to give it a try and proud to call it part of my collection! It's totally worth owning and tons of fun!
I’m predicting some hot Doctor - Patient Role Play action with my partner in the very near future using my Siime Eye, and I’m DEFINITELY excited about that!!