I've never been one to enjoy the ordinary things in life. My flair for the extraordinary shows through in nearly every aspect of my life, from the bags I carry, to the clothes and shoes I wear, right down to the decor I’ve carefully chosen to decorate my family’s home. It’s no wonder that when it comes to sex toys, I’m always drawn more to the Unique and Unusual…Whether it’s an octopus tentacle, an alien egg depositor, or a cool cucumber, I'm all in for giving it the old college try. My philosophy is if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…It should be an elephant!
I guess that's why butt plugs never really attracted me. For decades, they all had the same ho-hum, boring design…A few colors here, and three standard sizes there was about as fancy as it got. Fast forward to 2016 and ass play has suddenly shed its taboo status and is nearly mainstream…Who woulda thought!?! Seemingly out of nowhere, there is a whole slew of companies with one out of the box idea after another for your butt. All of this led me to Blush Novelties’ Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plug. Ok, it’s not shaped like a hand grenade nor does it look like a unicorn's fluffy tail, but it’s still waay adorable, and completely nostalgic, so I figured…What the heck?!? At the very least I could certainly get a rise out of the hubs with this in place.
The Naughty Candy Butt Plug line is made of a body-safe silicone that is hypoallergenic and phthalate free. It has a silky smooth, satin finish and feels utterly fantastic. This plug is boilable, dishwasher safe, and you can even pop it into the freezer for cold play if you like. I chose the larger, bolder version measuring just over 4” tall and 1.6" in diameter. It’s a good size for those who have experience with anal play and plugs. (Take a look at the smaller sizes if you’re newly curious)
So…What makes this plug totally unique is the heart-shaped base with a unique engraved message across the bottom. It’s reminiscent of those sugary candies we gave to friends and classmates for Valentine’s Day; how Iconic! Of course, when choosing one for myself, I had to get the naughtiest message of all…"Fuck me"! You can choose from other phrases like "Spank me", "Ride me", "Do me Now", etc. The one I received is a pretty purple/ lavender like pastel color and is totally delightful. The base is large enough that you won't need to worry about it getting lost, and it’s super easy to grip. The head bulb tapers off at the top but is not so pointy that it's annoying. It gives you a nice full feeling as any butt plug should and in combination with the superior silky silicone it feels really nice when in place. In the end, I found the heart shape to be a tad uncomfortable after an extended period of time, so I would not recommend you sleeping with this in, or wearing it to work, your cheeks won't be happy.
I wanted to surprise for my hubs with something sexy and something fun for our next sexcapade. I could not find a more perfect plug to use than the Blush Novelties Candy Heart Plug, so off to ordering I went. Boy, will he be thrilled!! For days I thought about the exact scenario and the way it would play out. I planned it perfectly…down to a T, thus ending my butt plug hiatus...
The night of, I had to be a bit sneaky, so I sent him to the store to grab us a bottle of our favorite tequila, then I declared tonight was going to be a margarita night. That always gets him excited! As soon as he closed the door, I hurried to our room and threw on a pair of thigh-high stockings along with my favorite pair of ‘fuck me’ stilettos (Yeah, I got the fuck me theme going everywhere!!). I got all lubed up (water-based lube of course) then I slipped the plugin. I laid out a sexy, furry rug just a few feet from the front door, then got on all fours with my shiny ass sticking as high in the air as it could possibly go. I wanted this to be his very first sight as he entered the house. When I heard his truck door slam, my heart began pounding with anticipation of his reaction, and our subsequent evening. He opened the front door and nearly dropped the bottle of tequila…I’m SOOO happy he can catch. I was a really good save!!
The best part is…he didn’t have his glasses on, so he didn’t even see the message at first. Once he was up close and personal and did see the message, my well-executed surprise became a no holes barred SEXTRAVAGANZA! This night was so freaking sizzling, we both orgasmed multitudes of times! The level of arousal this toy brought to both of us was certainly more than I imagined, it was the best $20 I ever spent!
So, while I doubt this experience will motivate me to become a butt plug connoisseur, I absolutely need to thank Blush Novelties for coming up with this Awesome plug that gave us a night we will both remember for a long time to come.
You can check out this plug on their website here where you can type in your area code for a store that carries them near you.